fuckus

a variation of “focus”. often used by facebook’s delicate flower as she immitates someone she works with who has a strong accent. also used by the “f-ckus in fitness” group that spun off from delicate flower’s page.
today we must f-ckus on what’s important.

this year i will f-ckus on fitness more.
f-ck you

comeback:f-ck urself its cheaper
2nd comback if somone say combac 1 to u: i prefer the expensive way
another name for a ford focus.
john drives a f-ckus.
a poem, written with three lines with as many syllables per line as wanted by the author.

invented to spite haiku’s and sn-bby poets
examples of f-cku’s:

i f-cking hate haiku’s
poems are supposed to be expressive
not held down by a bunch of lame rules

i hate people that write poetry
always throwing definitions at me; like freeform
go f-ck your mother jeremy
a combination of fuss and ruckus. a random misspeak that occurred when a friend was telling the day care lady to call her if her kid raised a “f-ckus” when she was wanting to say fuss or ruckus. it came out as f-ckus and caused a very embarr-ssing situation, and yet in retrospect very funny.

when a child is acting up, they are raising a f-ckus. an extreem fit.
my son got into a bag of m&m’s and then on a sugar high raised a major f-ckus
short for “f-ck university,” a fictional university where uber-snooty, holier-than-thou, “i am so much better than you and don’t you ever forget it” types are said to graduate from.

when used, it also gives said sn-bs a “f-ck you” message.
sn-b: could you keep your garage door closed? your honda is depreciating the market value of our neighborhood.

dude: whoa! you must have earned your master’s from f-ck u!
yes f-ck mee…
yeah rite their!!!!!!!!
f-ck u!-chinc/asin who i just gave a smack in the face to
yess f-ck mee-ovbvously