fuckwaffle
1.interjection
2.a f-ck waffle can also be a term for a s-xual postion.its when you have a threesome aka two guy one girl and the girl is in the middle.
3. a phrase used in anger at anything at anytime.
get out of my way you f-ckwaffle
“hey you want to f-ckwaffle”
ow! f-ckwaffle
1. singular noun. a person who makes unreasonable demands without warning or any semblance of forward planning. usually endowed with an annoying voice which generates sensations similar to those caused by a steel brush applied to the inner ear.
2. plural noun. the occasional batch of waffles that arrives deformed, shrunken, shriveled, or otherwise generally f-cked. these ruin one’s breakfast, and occasionally, one’s entire marriage. known to taste disconcertingly of intercourse.
1. (person a): woohoo! five minutes to closing time! guess i can gather my murse together. i’m going to go home and bone my beard.
(person b, aka f-ckwaffles): i need five hundred copies of this picture of my pet armadillo, mr. snuzzles. now! make them double-sided, laminated, and print every other copy on puce paper.
(person a): f-ckwaffles.
2. (steve): gee, bob, you look pretty worn down today. did you eat a balanced breakfast like i told you to?
(bob): well i tried, steve, but my wife made me the f-ckwaffles again, and it made me feel a little gay today.
(steve): ooh, burn, dude. didn’t you warn her about those?
(bob): twice. once with my words. this time with my fist.
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