Fuckwank

f-ckw-nk n, the name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. sometimes known as an offsite. the word ‘offsite’ is managerial f-ckw-nk.

f-ckw-nk adj, describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

f-ckw-nk adv, commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, f-ckw-nk describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
n, ‘where are the management team? i haven’t seen them all week.’
‘didn’t you hear? they’re off on a f-ckw-nk’.

adj, ‘did you read that last memo from the boss? it was total f-ckw-nk!’

adv, ‘sorry boss, i’m going to have to ask you to shut up. you’re talking f-ckw-nk!’
to m-st-rb-t- while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.
i saw thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a f-ck w-nk.
a person who cannot be described solely as a f-cker or a w-nker and instead is referred to as a f-ck w-nk.
matthew baird is a f-ck w-nk.
when you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you’ve brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.
mate 1: how’d things go with that chick last night?

mate 2: man, she was so loose i had to settle for a f-ck-w-nk and go to sleep.
basically a f-cking w-nker
get lost you stupid little f-ckw-nk!
1) often used as an insult to people who force their presence upon you just because you know them.
2) general curse
1) person with frinds: ‘get lost you f-ckw-nk!’
2) ‘oh f-ckw-nk! i got pwnd by a noob
imagining having s-x whilst masturbating.

only really appropriate for people that generally imagine something other than s-x, and so rarely useful.
some odd b-st-rd: ‘i had a f-ckw-nk the other day.’

his similarly-minded buddy: ‘you sick freak!’