Fuckwaste

(f-k-wast) n.

1. liquid that comes out of the p-n-s when a male -j-c-l-t-s. (s-m-n)
more precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having s-x.
ie: any leftover c-m that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
the term is derived from “wasted f-ck”, because the s-m-n was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.

2. a derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jack-ss, -sshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
this indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, “f-ckwaste” is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.
haha i just threw my used condom onto billy’s head, and now he’s got my f-ckwaste all over his hair!

i just m-st-rb-t-d, now i gotta wash off all this f-ckwaste from my hands and pants.

did you see that f-ckwaste lunch lady? she only gave me half a serving of french fries!

you’re adopted and your parents don’t love you, you f-ckwaste!
a waste of sperm and egg who should have been aborted when their parents had the chance. most notably an -sshole redneck who likes to f-ck with people because they look or act different from themselves.
redneck: hey f-ggot, what’s with your clothes and hair color? i oughta beat you up fer lookin’ like that!!
non-redneck: hey f-ckwaste, do the world a favor and shoot yourself!
1)n./the leftover sludge that neither impregnates nor lubricates during vigorous s-x.
2)n./a complete and utter waste of either time, money, or resources of any kind.
3)v./the act of killing any living creature by means of violent intercourse.
4)n./a completely useless person.
1) “yeah, the s-x was great, but we created alot of f-ckwaste in that ten minutes.”
2) “facebook is such a f-ckwaste of time.”
3) “keep p-ssing me off, i’ll f-ckwaste your bony -ss.”
4) “i can’t believe this tool is my boss, he’s such a f-ckwaste.”