fudgie bum wank



a w-nk performed in a standing position whilst inserting your thumb into your -ss
i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a w-nk with his thumb up his -rs-. he just turned around and said “f-ck off! i’m trying to have a fudgie b-m w-nk”

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