fugly bus


the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink.
jose contreras: wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from?
bruce lee: i -ssume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago.
jose contreras: sh-t… well, f-ck it.

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