gulpin
the god of all pokémon.
it is stronger than mewtwo, rarer than celebi, has a better singing voice than jigglypuff, and is more loved than pikachu.
gulpin brings joy and monster trucks to all the pokédorks, and whosoever believes in it shall not perish, but go to the great pokémon daycare in the sky to do epic pokémon battle amongst each other for all eternity.
trainer 1: mewtwo, go!
trainer 2: i choose gulpin!
trainer 1: oh, sh-t! not gulpin! i give up!
-trainer 2 is victorious!-
Read Also:
- gwad
alternate spelling of the expression “oh god!” napoleon says – “gwad” g-d what a d-ck. an expression conveying disapproval with the att-tudes/actions of another person. usually used on the internet, but occasionally emulated in real-life (pr-nounced “gwahd”, although mistaken for “god”). the last word could also be subst-tuted for “douche” or “dumb-ss.” example: tim: hey […]
- around the corner
in close proximity relative to another location; also, something that is apparent or will be realized soon “the nice thing about living in this neighborhood is that all the amenities are right around the corner from us.” “cheer up my friend, and don’t worry…good times are just around the corner!”
- Chef's Hat
a half-used tampon which, due to it’s incomplete insertion, has only expanded at the top “i can’t believe that club sk-nk left a chef’s hat in my kitchen” after the romanian girl guides left the hostel all that remained were 5 chef’s hats clinging precariously to the ceiling. s-xual term used as both a noun […]
- Alabama Mammy
1. when an old lady sits on your face and you eat her -ss, or v-g-n- 2. bathing in old lady juices linked to scafle aww man, your grandma walked in on me jacking it last night, and got the wrong impression, she gave me an alabama mammy!
- bearded canadian
a s-x act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person’s face in a beard-like manner. that bearded canadian that dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.