FUI


f-cking useless information. what most emails you receive marked fyi really are.
“i wish he would stop ccing all of us on emails fyi. more like fui”.
fui: facebook under the influence. the act of writing, partic-p-ting, or using facebook, or any other social network while intoxicated. the modern extension of drunk dialing.
i never should have messaged he/she last night on facebook. i was so fui! now i’ll never get in his/her pants!
stands for f-cked up individual.
dude, larry just ate bull t-st-cl-s. he’s a fui.
facebooking under the influence.
“dude, i should get an f.u.i. i got on facebook last night after the party and called my x a cheating wh-r- on her wall!”
f-cking under the influence. having s-x while also experiencing the effects of drugs, alcohol, etc. fui is the 8th deadly sin and is punishable by a 6 month suspension of your f-cking license.
dude i don’t remember her at all…i must have been fui, i don’t even remember her name.
facebooking under the influence.

the modern equivalent of the drunk dial.

when you wake up to find that you or one of your friends has posted comments that they would usually censor.
last night i got caught f.u.i. again, that photo of my nipple was supposed to be a private message not a wall post.
“floating under the influence”; floating on a tube or raft down a body of water, prefferably a fast moving river, while sh-tcanned (i.e. wasted or f-cked-up on any drugs)
yesterday, while tubing down the mighty mississippi, jimmy got a fui for being intoxcated while flashing his “down-stairs mixup” to the police; his wasted -ss went to jail.

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