fukushima’d


a 21st century update of fubar — where industrial greed, engineering hubris, bureaucratic incompetence, and bad luck combine to make a colossal mess or an industrial cl-sterf-ck.
the town was f-kushima’d when the multinational feedlot spilled 2 million gallons of hog manure into the water supply.
when a person is h-t with a tidal wave of life problems and eventually has a melt down.
guy – “i have so may exams….im f-kushima’d.”

dude 1 – “man, i have to pay insurance and rent out of this same paycheck!”

dude 2 – “dude, you’re so f-kushima’d”

dude 1 – “yeah. totally f-kushima’d”
f-kushima daichi nuclear plant was damaged by march 11, 2011 earthquake off coast of j-pan and terrible tsunami followed. the nuclear spew has not stopped to this day in 2017. the cesium is said to be raining in pacific northwest from ocean uptake. noaa took down radiation sensors and public website a few months after f-kushima so i guess we wouldn’t have accurate information on our exposure. the use of verb means something similar to “we’ve been screwed”.
we’ve been f-kushima’d.

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