full body smegma
an unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell f-cking horrible. their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from full body sm-gm- makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you’d probably throw up instead.
guy 1: “dude, my roommate always smells like -ss, he’s nasty.”
guy 2: “if his skin’s kinda greasy he probably has full body sm-gm-.”
guy 1: “you mean he has d-ck cheese all over his body?”
guy 2: “yeah, pretty much.”
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