Full English
traditional english breakfast consisting of: fried eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread and baked beans (optional).
usually served with tea/coffee or pure orange juice.
nothing like a good ol’ full english
the beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, v-g-n-l, and -n-l s-x all in the same evening. based off of the colloquial term for “full english breakfast”.
guy 1 “hey man, how did your date with stacy go last night?”
guy 2 “better than expected; i took her to denny’s for a grand slam and ended up getting a ‘full english’!”
-high five-
-air guitar-
the term given to receiving a ‘hot lunch’ first thing in the morning. see hot lunch.
i woke up and gave that b-tch a full english
unkempt, untrimmed pubic hair
i took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now i keep finding hairs in my teeth
certain s-xual procedure only found in obscene circles. it involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. you then procede to poke the cling film in a little. followed by t-rding on the clingfilm. you then follow up with -j-c-l-t-ng on the t-rd, and finally poking the “full english” into her/his mouth
jesus, that bird just ate a full english, she is my kind of girl!
the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.
makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1
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