Full Metal Wanker


n. unskilled player in an online war game, such as modern warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to b-tching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over.

these players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a “noob tuber” or “camper.” often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
you —-ing noobs; you’re all f-gs; i —-ed your mom! (dies.)

ha ha. ladies, this kid is a full metal w-nker. (mutes player.)

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