Full ghost


the result of wiping one’s -n-s after a clean bowel movement with no fecal matter left on the toilet paper, a ghost wipe. additionally there is no feces in the porcelain white bottom of the toilet. the feces has surp-ssed the water lock leaving absolutly nothing behind. except you wondering if you ever moved your bowels at all. a phenomenon when occurring often results in celebration among friends and relatives.
honey how long where i in there? i could have sworn i took a dump.

about ten minutes.

then pop the champagne i just did a full ghost!

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