full sail no wind
maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple -rg-sms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
man! i finally got cindy to go home with me and i got so nervous and worked up that i couldn’t get it up!
really? was there something wrong with her? were you tired or too drunk?
no! she was perfect! i was ready to go! i was full sail no wind. you think i still got a shot?
no. unlike you, that ship has sailed.
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