Full Stamos
going “full stamos” – a state of intoxication rarely reached except by the most extreme drinkers. when going full stamos all regard for safety, for oneself and for the public, is ignored. bartenders both love and hate the patron who is stamosed both because although their often destructive and reckless behavior is overwhelming they tend to to spend a lot of money on shots for the bar, tip handsomely and initiate spontaneous trips to vegas. this term was coined by the great matty stamos and pays tribute to the phenomenal acting skills of john stamos on full house. in short if you are full stamos means you are fully housed!
tonight we went full stamos at spirits bar and grill and got tossed out for swinging from the light fixtures.
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