fumble nut


to reach climax prematurely. to c-m short of things or fail in the end. to mess up or be an idiot.
d-mn she was so f-cking s-xy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

mike carroll couldn’t do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
the boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. why? because he’s a f-cking fumble nut.

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