fumble
when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but sh-t in your pants before you make it to the toilet.
i ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought i had to fart, but when the sh-t dripped down my short pants, i surely knew i had fumbled.
when you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.
davis fumbled mary last night. it was close though!
when a female is receiving s-x in the doggy style position and her partner becomes overzealous and slips his w-ng into her p–per.
ooops. sorry baby. i fumbled!
a fail or mistake of epic proportion
d-mn that boy fumbled
its when the person you love can’t stay with you because they can’t keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.
“dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense ”
” well you did cheated on her ”
” yea but i still love her ”
when you’re having intercourse and you realize youre about to -j-c-l-t-. you dont want to be done now so you “fumble” or stop right before -j-c-l-t–n. then its like starting over and you get twice the amount of s-x.
“i almost ruined s-x with jessica last night, good thing i fumbled.”
“yeah dude fumbling is the best!”
when you’re carrying a baby and you drop it.
john: woops, sorry debrah, fumbled little timmy.
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