fumblefuck


a discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into cr-p and can’t hold onto anything, physically or mentally.
1. “he’s such a fumblef-ck…”
2. “heylo, my name is darius fumblef-ck.”
to make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.
i always thought, when i was a child, that one day i would wake up and miraculously have all of life’s answers, but as i have gotten older i realize how badly my parents fumblef-cked their way through life!
the act of tackling another male/female out of/off of their lovers v-g-n-/p-n-s and then proceed to gain possession of the v-g-n-/d-ck by diving into or onto the s-xual organ and f-cking it, warning: dangerous but guaranteed s-x
“dude i walked in on my roommate f-cking his girl so i tackled him and fumble f-ck the sh-t out of her!”

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