fun tampon
someone who impedes the flow of good times with his/her negative att-tude, annoying behavior, and/or (but not limited to) incessant b-tchiness towards anyone who is unfortunate enough to be in the company of such a killer of good moods, much like a tampon impedes the flow of…well you get the idea.
todd: anne was being such a fun tampon last night, we had to ditch her after the movie.
matt: guys this is the best birthday party i’ve ever had. thanks so much for coming.
kelly: yay!
anne: i’ve been having increased bowel movements recently; can someone show me where the restroom facilities are in case i get the runs again? also, i haven’t had s-x in a while so i’m even more uptight than usual. are you gonna eat any more of that?
everyone and their mothers: what a f-cking fun tampon.
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