Functional Stoner


a person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still bad-ss enough to get all their sh-t done.
i just did all my homework, i’m definitely a functional stoner.
a person who gets stoned with a large amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. a functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they’re not stoned.
john: you seen the video where bob marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
david: yea d-mn how was he able to pull that off?
john: dude, he is a functional stoner that’s why

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