functional strength


girls that claim they go to the gym because they do pilates cl-sses and spin. great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. most girls lack. will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. no way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.
i broke my back trying to save that bird from the tsunami! i thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! she’s got no functional strength!
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