functional woman


a woman, who s-xually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. normally she -ssumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
“that hilary is a functional woman. i’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

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