functional


adj. physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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huge party last night girl! i did not think you would be in to work today. say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? and are those cereal boxes on your feet? you sure you are functional?

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