Functitious


something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- funct-tious.
dude… that chick’s rack is totally funct-tious.

my god, that car is funct-tious.

holy cr-p, that new slurpee is completely funct-tious.

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  • Lackanooki

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