Fundamentalist Christian
a disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.
people who will take every single thing in the d-mn bible literally
that’s jeff, he’s a fundamentalist christian .
he believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of m-ss.
he is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were h-m-s-xual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
dumb-ss religious f-cks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that g-d created them in only one day. yeah, kinda proves that he rushed it…
dude: “what about dinosaur fossils?”
chr. fund.: “g-d put them there to test
our faith!”
dude: “i think g-d put you here to test
my faith, dude…”
possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed h-m-s-xuals i have ever seen. (i’m not using h-m-s-xual as some sort of insult, i just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)
pride for father ted! (he’s a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prost-tute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his “super church” to preach about the evils of h-m-s-xuality)
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