funeral damage
in dungeons & dragons or similar game, when a player’s minimum damage is enough to defeat an enemy but the player desires to see the resulting damage, this is referred to as rolling “funeral damage.”
gm: what’s the minimum damage for your dagger attack?
player 1: let’s see, it’s dee-four plus eight. so, nine.
player 2: don’t forget sneak attack.
player 1: oh duh. two dee-six means two more.
gm: eleven damage is enough to kill this guy. you just need to hit.
player 1: woo! seventeen on the die! eat it!
gm: okay, it’s dead.
player 2: wait a second, you get to roll like, three dice. do it.
gm: fine. roll funeral damage.
player 1: nice! twenty-one damage.
gm: he only had three hit points left.
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