funeral director
someone whose clients are dying to meet him, and they would never complain about his services—a recession-proof job that promises a bright future for anyone stuck in a dead-end job.
a funeral director is at heart a well-paid event planner who “celebrates” the completion of someone’s life journey on this planet, as he plans as fearlessly as possible her client’s journey to the other side of eternity.
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