funeral whore
this is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be “seen”.
jane: josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl’s funeral.
mildred: what did she die of?
jane: he didn’t know. he is such a funeral wh-r-.
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