fungi sway
ancient art of arranging and decorating a room to enhance energy flow. derivation: misspelling of feng-shui.
from love reigns over all, chapter 6
“’i don’t believe this. … i can see it now, motorcycle wallpaper, sheets and everything else that would make his -ss feel at home. i will fungi sway his -ss a bedroom, he will never forget.’ a room fit for his punk-ss, kai thought to herself.”
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