Funiform
the standard outfit worn by men to a funeral, consisting of black suit, black shoes, black tie, white shirt. a funeral uniform.
mum: i’ve got bad news, son. i’m so sorry. your grandad died.
son: i told him he wouldn’t be able to put that aerial up on his own. good thing i had my funiform dry cleaned ready for this.
#funeral #uniform #kicked the bucket #mouning wood
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