funk-diddly-umptious


a funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

a dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.

the stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, i almost didn’t wash them.

strip club customer a: did you just see where in da h-ll that ping-pong ball just came out of?
strip club customer b: yeah, that was so funk-diddly-umptious.

dang, i must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!

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