Funk Shake


a particular beverage invented by bootsie collins two months before the funk died on july 2nd 1979. a funk shake gives the consumer the ability to see ’round corners, however sideeffecs include p-ssing out, but waking up slapping a base guitar fast and loose like some sort of delirious funky priest.
a funk shake made from “the funk” which looks like a medicine ball covered in t–ts.

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