funk stache


when your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
rugged was rudely woken up by his funk stache the night after a box lunch at the v-g-n- diner with a hefty german chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

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