Funkathon


a funkathon is the naughties version of a house ‘disco’ which lasts longer than 24 hours.

funkathons differ from house parties in the following ways:

-much more alcohol
-the attendance of many many people you barely know
-very loud and non-stop music
-smokey perfumed atmosphere
-s-x in odd places
-more than 24 hours of non-stop partying
“hey man, what was the funkathon at adams house like?”

“um, someone tattoed ‘you had a great time with janine and tara’ onto my -ss – but i can’t remember who they are, or where my -ss is.”
this is when a group of people take funky fat hack pack child p-rn junky monkey and just start to beat him down and watch his hilarious fighting antics
l-dizzle “arite, when he comes out of the room, lets have a funk-a-thon”

g-money “ok lets tron that packer”

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