Funked-Up Monkey Junk


used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up
bob: josh bit joe on the ear!
jim: i know, it’s crazy!
random man: that is some funked-up monkey junk!
everyone in the vicinity: yup!

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