Funky-Towned


a state of alcohol intoxication. it is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. the literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarr-ssing song such as funky town and not laugh or smile.
hey, how was the party last night?

it was pretty cool, i danced to funky town and straight faced the sh-t out of it!

nice! i love getting funky-towned!

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