Funky Trumpet
when receiving a bl-wj-b, the female blows hard on the tip of your c-ck, causing you to fart.
yeah man, felicia was giving me some dome last night when i felt a fart coming on so i asked her to blow on the tip of my c-ck, she couldn’t stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.
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