Funnel Face
those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. a condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.
typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
“did you hear the funnel faced kid died? i heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a s-m-n bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach.”
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