Funny Turtle
when a man’s p-n-s goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its sh-ll continuously.
girl 1: omg tina i put my finger in john’s b-tt last night and he got a funny turtle!
girl 2: he should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
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