funsized mom


when your mother is shorter than you, therefore making her a small but satisfing snack.
chad: bruh did you see jeffy’s funsized mom? she was so much smaller than him.

david: yeah, she was a small and satisfying snack!

chad: what the fuc-?

david: shhhhhhh…. you mention anything you’re next.
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