furf
f-ck ur face
hey, furf, douchebag.
furf – to push your meal scr-ps including utensils in front of another person in disgust.
when eating at a restaurant (swiss chalet) and you finish eating your meal, you realize you’re disgusted at having this plate of dirty utensils, bones, and gristle sitting in front of you.
to alleviate this burden you push the mess to a position in front of someone else, thereby pulling a furf.
(n) one who enjoys female genitalia that is unshaved and has a distinct odor.
(alt) one who gains s-xual fetish enjoyment from women’s bicycle seats, through auto-erotic rubbing or sniffing.
why has he been following that woman? he’s a furf, that’s why!
1. (n) a shining example of pure masculinty;
“holy sh-t! he just kicked that pirate’s in the teeth. he’s a real furf.”
a female genital that is unshaved and has a distinct odor
do you smell that? that chick in the mini-skirt has a furf under there
the bone on the human wrist which sticks out from the body. known as the pisiform bone in medical circles.
it hurt when i hit my furf against that table!
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