furiously masturbating
a type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.
this is generally not the case, giving furious m-st-rb-t-rs a proclivity to m-st-rb-t- a lot.
instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
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