Furlong XIV
furlong the forteenth is the ruler of all that is was and will be. with the exception of the “holy shig”
“i, furlong xiv. proclaim you and all of your belongings to be my own.”
hint: when speaking to furlong xiv you must remember to say amen after everything said to him.
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