furlough envy
with the downturn in the economy some companies are inst-tuting a work furlough. unpaid time off, with a guarantee to return to work. most furloughs are 1-5 days off a month. furlough envy is when someone is jealous of someone else’s unpaid time off.
dude, did you hear jack’s company is doing a 10 percent work furlough? d-mn, that’s f-cking sweet. i’ve got a b-tchin’ case of furlough envy.
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