furry tea cup
the furry tea cup is a euphemism for the v-g-n-, evoking visceral images of c-nn-l-ng-s.
the pun was inspired by surrealist swiss artist méret elisabeth oppenheim (1913-1985). it is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. it can be found today on display at the museum of modern art (moma) in new york.
partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
frat guy 1: “hey bro, i totally went down on hilary last night.”
frat guy 2: “yeah? how was it?”
frat guy 1: “she was super into it, all wet… but sorta hairy.”
frat guy 2: “oh, the old furry tea cup!”
frat guy 1: “yeah, i’m still flossing out p-b-s this morning!”
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