furni-force
the imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. this applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. have witnessed couches and mattresses succ-mbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
as billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it’s cracked up to be.
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