Furniture fonk


the lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.
we have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. i reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture fonk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils

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