furniturise
the next step after buying an apartment or house, and moving all your worldly goods, which tend not to amount to much, out of the room you rented with friends/relatives/psychos. this usually involves a trip to ikea (or similar depending on your geographical location).
not to be confused with re-furniturising, which is when you move out of the ninth rented apartment or house in eight years with all your manky old hand-me-down gear that doesn’t match anything, into your new place, and instantly realise you need to buy a lot of new things to make your house a home.
i went down to ikea and maxed out my credit card furniturising my new gaff.
isn’t it about time you re-furniturised? all your stuff smells of bong water
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