Furry Moses


a foreplay s-x move. when a male or female with a mustache splits another persons b-tt cheeks (as moses did the red sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. in other words, when you rub your mustache in their b-tt crack for s-xual pleasure, or for fun.
“hey there nice mustache! would you care to give me a furry moses?”
“d-mn, i was with a girl last night, and i gave her a furry moses!”
“you know what’s better than s-x? a furry moses!”

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