Furry Wizard
this is the act of growing ones beard out to an unusually long length, like that of a wizards, then using spermicidal lube to stiffen the beard. after it dries, you then use the now hardened beard to perform the act of -n-l s-x with your partner.
i performed the act of the furry wizard and it was undoubtedly the best experience i have ever had.
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